Archive for November, 2010

If The Wiggles were stocks, i’d have a seat on the board

I’m going to express this feeling in the form of haiku. You can suck my big red car Jeff – sleep forever Wiggle Bay is special hell

Just make a sound – they’re stupid, it will mess with them!

Is it “DA-DA”? Could it be “TA-TA”? Maybe its “JAH-JAH”? One thing is for certain – attempts to try and teach basic manners (“ta” when you take something) results in a sound of some kind. He knows he needs to make a sound, so he makes the same (or to a deaf person like myself [...]

i’m sure there’s SOME good to come from it…

ok ok… For all the shit i put on The Wiggles for having *annoyingly catchy* music which my son enjoys, the fact of the matter is that they have annoyingly catchy music which *my son enjoys*. And for that i am thankful to them. “oh what’s that Xerx – an admission that you’re sorry? Your [...]

With Love, From Me, To You

I don’t quite know where the boy has picked up his latest habit (I suspect it’s something he learned at daycare) but for as frustrating as it can be, I have to commend him for trying to be helpful. Picture this: daddy Xerx and baby Hamish sitting on opposing sides of the high chair. Daddy [...]

Is it better to have had and lost, than to never have had at all?

I just discovered i’ve lost the ability to take a pee with the door open. If you’ve ever tried keeping a 3-foot tall monster from interrupting the process, then you’ll understand why its no longer possible.

Recognitive abilities are developing…

I received a phone call while I was at work this morning which made me smile. The Tiny Terror was at home with his mum just playing around, and followed her into our bedroom where there’s a picture of myself and him on a table. The boy (i’m told) pointed to the picture, and murmured [...]