Over the course of the last week and a bit, i’ve noticed a significant improvement in him attaining control over his motor skills, and expressing his desires through action. For instance whilst he was in the past able to reach out and grab my chain/shirt/chest-hair and latch on (oh my it fucking hurts), he did [...]
In what appears to be a stunning reversal in his feeding habits, within the last 2 weeks Hamish has decided to take to the boob and is now drinking his milk directly from the source, instead of needing it to be delivered via the bottle. Our GP (with 30 years experience) has said that he’s [...]
he sweats a lot in his sleep and it fucking reeks….ew definitely my offspring.
http://www.icommunicatetherapy.com/programme-options/child-information/normal-development/milestones
Well not really – you’re richer than me. All my money goes to the CBA so you can sleep in your cozy cot. I have a little money stashed away where they can’t get to, but you’ve overshot that now… I look forward to mooching off you in about 40 years.
…and the little bastard can’t even use them yet….this is a rort!
Hamish Voicemail
It’s all real. He’s real and it all just feels so real. I was chatting to an ex-colleague who recently had a near-death experience (well medically he died 4 times, but came good after the 4th), and he talked about his recent experience, how it affected him, and finally how it affected his parents. Which [...]
