Dangerous Nappy

The other day the wife and I were waiting in the obstetrician’s office when a (obviously) first-time couple walked in. The man had no fucking idea what was going on, he just sat straight down in a couch. The lady walked up to reception and was looking for this referral and that paper. They had [...]

Yesterday I was kind-of having a meltdown. In the last number of days, my wife has indicated that (other than medical professionals) she wants me to be the first person to hold our first child after he is born. In short, i’m packing shit. See i’m the guy who breaks things. If you put something [...]