This seems to be something really common with people who have children – everyone has an opinion. And while they might be entitled to their opinion, *I* don’t want you telling me how or what I should be doing to raise my child. If I like what you say, I’ll tell you “that’s nice”. If [...]
i like kids. I like being around them and talking to them and entertaining them. Babies, mmmmm not so sure on….see kids can at least converse with you and the way that their minds work is nothing short of remarkable. How they make associations and connections in their world is startlingly different to how adults [...]
When you get too big for your home, you start to feel it – cramped and uneasy. I think little Osama is starting to feel it now, too. His mummy has complained a fair bit in the last couple of days about the boy being squashed RIIIIGHT up against all her organs. I feel sorry [...]
We started ante-natal classes today, and if there was only one piece of advice i could give after going through the first out of two days, it is this: it is worth going yes i found it boring Yes, I was more entertained by live-tweeting from the class Yes, the highlight was trying out the [...]
Sound familiar? I’ve heard it a lot in the last few days and (without fail) each time I’ve been left holding my phone, playing hand-after-hand of solitaire. And it’s not just me – several friends of mine have also had this exact experience (this week!) up to the tune of a 5 hour wait, just to [...]
Yes, I understand he’s my first-born. Yes, I understand he needs a place to sleep …and yes, I understand some things will have to change. But why for the life of me did I have to lose my home-office, server room and room of tranquility? If the dog can sleep in the hall, then surely [...]
This site is intended to be a chronical of my experiences as i fumble through the lead-up to fatherhood and the ensuing disaster after my son is born. If you can’t handle this sort of content, you don’t like my language or if you’re easily offended then just fuck off….I’m writing this blog with the [...]
